he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
What a dumb baby whore.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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