don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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