if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
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Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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