he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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