...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
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i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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