I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
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Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
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You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize