guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
