What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Randomize