I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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