bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
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Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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