I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
please come you make the beer taste better
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Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
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I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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