billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
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I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
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You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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