I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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