summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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