Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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