none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
