once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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