dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
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You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
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I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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