Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
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I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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