I want to walk on stilts...naked
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
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Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
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"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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