I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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