He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
