woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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