I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
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Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
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Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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