Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
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Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
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I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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