"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
They took my balls.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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