I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
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nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
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Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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