i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
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I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
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dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
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