I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
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