You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Randomize