I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
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can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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