I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
