My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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