what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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