what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
We are two peas in an std pod
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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