Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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