some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
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Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
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Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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