Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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