Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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