One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
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No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
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so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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