Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
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I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
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After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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