3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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