So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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