Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
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Your penis chewing exercise is not working
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
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HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.