I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
These People Are So Awkward You’ll Get Embarrassed
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
These People Encountered Celebrities in Bizarrely Normal Places
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho