no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
another moral hangover. fuck.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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