Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Randomize
