Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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