eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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