so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
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She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
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Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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