i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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