So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
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Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
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I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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