I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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