TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
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She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
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I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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