i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
